Dear readers of the Loop Road Sentinel. Do you find that you have too many of those knives used to spread butter scattered through out your kitchen? If so, you are not alone. A recent survey taken of the residents located in the Loop Road Region, suggest that there are more Butter Knives per a capita in the drawers of our readership than at any other location in North Carolina. After hearing the news, mayor J. Burns is proposing a meet and melt in the front lawn of the Main Street Baptist Church this Saturday at 4:30pm. There will be plenty of sweet tea and the melted butter knives will be reconfigured into brand new fencing for the towns Rooster Swap festival next month. Cock a doo dle doo!
