Warning this article uses language maybe not suitable for children.
Staff reporter Suzanne Reagan's younger brother Harold recently went on a expedition to China as part of the Corinth Communtiy College video gamers convention. Exciting news for sure! Harold's new video game "The Legend of the Great Buck Hunters Golden Bullet" is becoming a big shot in the gaming world lately. "There ain't a more exciting game out there for the real hunters!" shouted William Bain under the front porch of the local Cubbard store. "It damn near, well you know. I'd rather play that game than about go real hunting if it wasn't for the tree stand." The Reagan family recently held a welcome home party for Harold at the local Loop Region community center which held exciting news of it's on; " It's a real pleasure to be here with you all now," he stated as he walked up to the front of the room. "I have some pretty big news to tell ya. See I met a really nice China lady on my journey and I'm picking her up at the RDU airport in a little while," continuing to a breathless, silent room, "I'm having a surprise party for her at Ricey Icey tomorrow with free Golden Bullet for everyone and if y'all don't want to come,I dont want to convince you. Ain't got time for it. Shae shae!" So readers go celebrate with Harold and his new friend in our new diverse community from all over the world. I heard that the Greater Loop Road Region has another resident way out in Berlin Germany....maybe he will bring us back a few Mercedes Benz. We could use a new staff car here at the Sentinel!
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