Don't Give Me No Converter Box!

The residents of the Great Loop Road Region are in an uproar having to buy a converter box to watch thier favorite TV shows such as "Wheel Of Fortune" and "Baywatch." on their existing TV sets.

Sweat Tea and Breezy Days: a Raffle!

BEAKING NEWS!

There has been a rumor that a new Bojanlges Restaurant will be built in the place of the old one on Academy Street. Shutting down the restaurant for three months in the process. This has the people of the Greater Loop Road Region in an uproar. Shouts of "Where I'm I gonna get my Tea!" and whispers of "You know you can freeze a Cajun Filet in the freezer for months..." are being heard from the windows of slow moving cars everywhere. Hard times are ahead folks, but there just may be a bright light burning in the shadows of the old tobacco fields yet.

Ruth's Kountry Kitchen has decided to open it's doors to patrons once again. Ruth's was once the home to a mighty fine Tenderloin biscuit until the diner was sold to a couple of Northern Transplants who over a few months turned the establishment into a New York Style Pizza and Deli that sold Neste Sweet tea. Hard economic times caused the new Ruth's to close down a few months ago. But noticing the upcoming need to quench the thirst for sweet tea once again, Ruth's Kountry Kitchen will be reopening. While floral wallpaper is being hung and fluffy curtains are once again placed over the windows, Ruth's will be having a Raffle. The one dollar tickets will be sold and the proceeds will go to repair the ice box and refrigerator in the old diner. The winner will get a biscuit names after him! One example would be the "Wesley." A flavorful Biscuit with Pork tenderloin, Molasses, and Worcestershire sauce served piping hot.

What are you waiting for? I'll take two tickets please!

Trains and Parades

This just in:

There seems to be a problem installing the new model train in the down town Loop Road area. Crews will be working through the morning to make sure the train gets set up properly. The model train is part of the Greater Loop Road Region's "Historical Awareness Campaign" or referred to by the locals as "The Throw Mama from the Train Movie Tribute."

Grab a booth in the back where the band plays.

We here at the Sentinel have just been informed that a brand new watering hole & cafe called "THE NIGHTSHADE" will be opening in the next week or so. It will serve as a gathering spot for the residents of the Greater Loop Road Region. There will be music and interesting activities abound. As well as a few fights and various types of motorcycles parked on the gravel parking lot. So keep checking back at the Loop Road Sentinel for all the latest news and updates regarding "THE NIGHTSHADE"

A New President, A New Voice (in an already loud world)

Hey there! I decided to build a place on this here internet where the good folks of the Greater Loop Road Region in NC can have their voices heard. Here we go with post number 1!


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In a pole taken of all the residents of the Loop Road Region; the songwriter Tom Petty is preferred 4 to 1 over Bruce Springsteen in regard to sing along hooks.


It is believed that Chris Paul from the New Orleans Hornets needs to up his game a little bit more this year to reach his performance level of last years playoffs.


The readers here are not sure they are gonna fall prey to the Animal Collective hoo haa. (editors note: even though the readers here have yet to hear their new record. Average median income is too low to afford to purchase a new record by any artist except for the Rosebuds)


The whole readership area is gonna be closed for the Premiere of season 5 of the TV show lost.


The Loop Road Sentinel Would Formally Like to Congratulate Mr. Obama! He is officially our president now! And he walks like the editor here himself.


Quote of the Day: "I have a pair of underwear so big it will blow your mind" Logan Matheny